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凤姐现身哥大学征婚 传单堪比改错题

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    近日,纽约哥伦比亚大学中国学子冒死偷拍到凤姐在校门口散发征婚传单,哥大的男同学赶紧收拾细软逃吧。

  下面是凤姐征婚启事的全部内容,各种错误什么的,真的是更能凸显凤姐的“不同之处”呐!快来看看你符合这些要求不?有兴趣的同学可以试试找找凤姐这篇征婚传单里到底有多少错误哦!

  I'm looking for a Husband now, I am the hottest star from China. my name is luoyufeng(罗玉凤), chinese call me fengjie(凤姐), born 1985. I want my Husband very Interested in political and Economic, he would like to Dominate the world。

  I want my Husband like this:

  1. he must Between 25 to 31 years old。

  2. he will Between 5.74 feet to 6.11 feet height。

  3. he must never get married, no children。

  4. he will graduated from a prestigious world, like Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Standford, Oxon and so so。

  5. He must has a master's degree。

  6. he can't been an Asian。

  7. he would better have a house and a car。

  I'm born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. I read a lot of books Between 9 to 20. I'm Expert in Poetry and prose. in 2006 when I'm 21, I became a Language teacher. in 2008 when I'm 23, I resigned and come to shanghai for a better future. but I can't get a good job there. there was no way to get more income except publicize myself. so I became the hottest star in china in 2010 when I'm 25. I came to the USA in the same year. Since there is over 300,000 chinese man asked marry me, but none of them suitable。

传单堪比改错题
传单堪比改错题

  Notice:

  1. I'm only 4.82 feet height, but I used to wear a High-heeled shoes. so I always looked like 5.08 feet。

  2. I'm from china which country control Family planning as their basal policy. I will Follow it, so I only want 2 children if get married。

  E-mail:shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

  Mobile phone: 646-220-8171

  MSN:shanghailuoyufeng@163.com

  Facebook:shanghailuoyufeng@163.com


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